umarazaoparaviver:

Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

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moriartyscrown-parisbound:

ladyzolstice:

irradiations:

lizzledpink:

imyouraziraphale:

heatheralexa:

insidelime:

“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”

Perfect.

“Every entry after that was the same way.”

Yes.

“And anyone?” I ask after a moment. 

Oh, okay. 

“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”

I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.

LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.

Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword

from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor) 

“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”

…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.

“It just didn’t occur to me that we wouldn’t be able to get out at the other end”

……………….am I really that stupid?

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moelancer:

icebearsdouchehat:

bigdamndemon:

merleawe:

…You know what?

Never Mind.

EDIT: For those of you who haven’t yet read this: http://merleawe.tumblr.com/post/23597392752/okay-i-have-something-i-need-to-say and visit and read the deviantART entries. Then comment. This post is a follow up to my 4am rant.

I just spent a good half an hour investigating this chick, and I honestly have no idea what to say.

She’s like, insane. And I’m not being mean but it’s like… 

I… I don’t even know what to say.

Lord my head hurts.

What.

WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NOW DAYS???? .______________________.

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chouettechouette:

i like davesprite with the white sunglasses 

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luzdegracia:

Toon Wolf -2009 by *SvenjaHohn

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kenany:

Gooby sama, onegai.

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